Newly launched office-humor meme token with $841K volume in its first hour, currently undergoing a steep -80.76% post-launch correction.
Found by the radar before the price moved.
card:verdict {"call":"Newly launched office-humor meme token with $841K volume in its first hour, currently undergoing a steep -80.76% post-launch correction.","stance":"probe","class":"Before the move · Undiscovered · catalyst ahead"}
card:stats [{"label":"Market cap","value":"$247K"},{"label":"Liquidity","value":"$46K"},{"label":"24h volume","value":"$842K"},{"label":"Age","value":"1d","note":"Robinhood Chain"}]
Why it's on the radar
card:risks [{"text":"The token has dropped -80.76% in the last hour, indicating a severe post-launch bleed.","level":"medium"},{"text":"Dev background not found, leaving the creator's history and intentions unknown.","level":"medium"},{"text":"No value capture mechanism is present, making this a pure attention-based trade.","level":"medium"}]
card:watch [{"signal":"Probe","trigger":"Wait for a base to form above $150K with holders stabilizing or rising","means":"probe"},{"signal":"Ignition","trigger":"First-hour volume above $50K, or holders up 10% in an hour","means":"add"},{"signal":"Wrong if","trigger":"Liquidity drops below $20K or volume dries up completely","means":"exit"}]
card:sources [{"name":"x.com","note":"The token has dropped -80.76% in the last hour, indicating a severe post-launch bleed.","url":"https://x.com/_Dumbass_coin"},{"name":"x.com","note":"Dev background not found, leaving the creator's history and intentions unknown.","url":"https://x.com/_Dumbass_coin"},{"name":"dumb-ass.lol","note":"No value capture mechanism is present, making this a pure attention-based trade.","url":"https://dumb-ass.lol"}]